I’m sad that you won’t be there to help us fight up and coming battles for our
I’m mad there aren’t enough sophisticated diplomats to run interference, like you had been and done for us.
I’m glad that you lived long enough to see that the Establishment
-that would have seen you in chains for
molesting our land’s “virginity”-
turned out to be a big load of “Pff!” after all.
You will be missed and remembered quite fondly.
Here’s hoping that a million loving mothers’ arms greeted you when you presented your key at the Big Gates.
April 9, 1926 – September 27, 2017
Hugh Marston Hefner
photo By Graf