A Simple Request
“Here’s a Christmas request I can’t give,” Santa said to Mrs. Claus.
“Why not?” asked Mrs. Claus.
“Here, read the letter.”
Will you please bring me some crocodile shoes for Christmas?
“But you have lots of crocodile shoes,” said Mrs. Claus. “Why can’t you give him a pair?”
“Because he didn’t tell me what size his crocodile wears.”
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photo By Julien Tromeur