“Crocodile Shoes”

A Simple Request
“Here’s a Christmas request I can’t give,” Santa said to Mrs. Claus.
“Why not?” asked Mrs. Claus.
“Here, read the letter.”
Dear Santa,
Will you please bring me some crocodile shoes for Christmas?
Thanks,
Pete
“But you have lots of crocodile shoes,” said Mrs. Claus. “Why can’t you give him a pair?”
“Because he didn’t tell me what size his crocodile wears.”

Crocodile
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This merry rib tickler courtesy of
http://www.jokeschristmas.com/

photo By Julien Tromeur

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