A little diddy from http://www.jokeschristmas.com/
Christmas Prayer
Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandma’s house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers.
As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, “Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike.”
His older brother said, “Why are you shouting? God isn’t deaf.”
“I know,” said his brother, “but Grandma is.”
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