“Holiday Office Memo”

Young woman in office with christmas tree

Holiday Office Memo
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Rules for Office Conduct During the Christmas Season
The following rules which originate from FROLIC (Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council) are to be implemented immediately.
Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house.

“Jingle Bells” is not to be played on the push button phones. It runs up the long distance bill.

Work assignments are not to be filed under “Bah Humbug.”

Running aluminum foil through the shredder to make tinsel is not allowed.

Eggnog is not to be dispensed from the vending machines.

All fruitcake must be eaten before July 1.
P.S. Have an enjoyable Christmas season.
__________________________________________________________________
This merry rib tickler courtesy of
http://www.jokeschristmas.com/

photo By Sergey Nivens

The More Things Change…(w/ error correction)

The more they stay the same, right?

Two men smoking cigars

Gee whiz, Beav…I was getting a little down on the town lately thinking on how we have to take being told “nobody knows nothin'” over this raging whitewater of ASDs affecting our children, drowning our children….but heck.


(IMPORTANT NOTE: I made an error in stating that vaccinations were “about to start” in the following  section, when I wrote this earlier. The vaccinations started in 1955).Microsoft Edge 12_7_2018 10_28_32 PM

(There had been a great deal of conflicting opinions amongst medical experts about the alleged severity of the condition of infantile paralysis in the earliest 1900s-as seen in above article from The Bismarck Daily Tribune from November of 1910.

I offer my apologies for those who read an earlier edition. I’ve been through a lot of hours reading and mismatched archival information  from both time periods.)

What I should have stated instead was…

When people were being encouraged to address infantile paralyses as a severe issue, not only were we told that there was no intention of telling us the source of the paralyzing conditions, it was also determined that precious time wouldn’t be wasted on explaining the channel, the different types, treatment…nothing.

 

I guess “quite some time to discuss” was some sort of code for ” shut up, sit down and stop trying to think about what we choose to do with those litters you keep insisting on having.”

Who knows.

jhnsow

https://newspaperarchive.com/cumberland-times-jan-27-1935-p-4/

Although he spared no wind from going on and on about Jesus, miracles and his God complex.

Of course.

 

Advent Christmas Calendar o’ Jokes

Advent calendars , filled with chocolate and candies, counting down to THE big day, were always a favorite tradition of mine.

I’ve decided to indulge in  a  project for the month,  in the same spirit-providing a little “door” to open each day with something sweet, small and satisfying inside.

Instead of candy.. clean holiday jokes courtesy of

http://www.jokeschristmas.com/


Short one-liners will be posted online elsewhere, while  longer ones will be posted here.

May you find many extra daily and sweet surprises throughout this month.


Broom from green mistletoe

Mistletoe
Shortly before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home. The business trip had been grueling and he was not in a particularly good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.
Being in a grumpy mood, he said to the woman at the counter, “You know, even if I weren’t married, I wouldn’t kiss you.”
“That’s not what it’s there for,” said the attendant. “It’s so you can kiss your luggage goodbye.”

(photo By arybickii )

Latest Music Video Project

It’s a video project done to music that I  borrowed from
Trip Hop Mix Series: Masterpiece Sessions Vol. 7 – The Final Act

From a section in between

Dave Clarke – Splendour

and
Cinephile – Comatose

(link here to the entire mix https://youtu.be/vBOtIePlEB0 )
from the YouTube channel
Confused Bi Product of a Misinformed Society.
Thanks for taking the time.

Rams

 

It’s Not a Blue or Yellow Dress…

Ramsy's Joint

However, it may call for an address of what your eyes see.


Once upon a time, a major document was declassified.
It exposed strategies for and methods of governmental/international population control.
This is a link containing parts of this document and a more thorough explanation.

I ask that this be read AFTER seeing the first photo presented on this page, but it’s not necessary. I’m grateful for your attention.
https://www.hli.org/resources/exposing-the-global-population-control/

There is a grouping of words worth noting within this document on the strategies of controlling population growth and the deception strategies used
Here

ex2

There are also a grouping of words Here…..

ex3

from this World Health Organization link
http://www.who.int/bulletin/volumes/88/7/09-063412/en/

and also Here…

ex1
from this United Nations Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities link-which the United States signed onto in 2009- along with 160 international others.
http://www.un.org/disabilities/documents/convention/convention_accessible_pdf.pdf
the official link https://treaties.un.org/doc/Publication/CTC/Ch_IV_15.pdf

The questions?
Do YOU find these groupings of…

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Don’t Sweat it Rudolph, I Got You, Honey

Happy little girl hugging her reindeer. Winter playtime.

Such clever little things they are, hm?
Picking on Rudolph, cuss words and accusations of racism to boot.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/santa-claus-rudolph-jerk_us_5a1e63dae4b0d724fed4acca
Good job, Huff.

I mean yum yum to the tum tum, that’s mighty mighty goooood.
That is how we talk right? In childish shorthand and juvenile gargles, right?
Obviously, a lot of us were too busy maintaining bad-ass adult roles and too mature around the times this classic was aired to have retained precious type memories from watching this with siblings or grandparents.

How very proud all their grannies and grappies must be , over such stark and “politically correct” harping. From the mouths of the former babes they cuddled in the background while this show was leaking all of this “poison” into the room.
So, I assume, that they’re simply conducting themselves as children online because they missed out on reaping the benefits of the warmth and joy this film gave other immature kids so many years ago.


Silly kids like me who were immersed in the world of imagination that TV offered.
Dorky little rug shufflers, like me, sitting two feet from the set and singing along to the baritone comforts of Burl Ives’ voice.
Sensitive slob, as I was at six or seven, with tears in the eyes by the time the song about being a misfit toy came on.

Because for one lousy, fricking moment in my life…I finally felt like someone understood and captured how I felt , going to school nearly every god forsaken day. Or sitting in my room alone at “home”.

If I’m not mistaken, catching that message of INCLUSION was one of the first glimmers of hope that I had about..
..finding my own kind to play with. One day.
.. finding some sort of ” own kind” that wouldn’t point and snicker. One day.
..finding some sort of “own kind” that could love me enough to help me not mind I didn’t have a mother or father who loved me enough to not also poke fun at me.
Oh sure. Sure. I get it now.

I just forgot to ask other people to tell me how to feel about it. So I could get properly pissed.

What a shame I totally missed the insults being hurled at other brown folk like me .
Straight through my TV set too. Imagine that.


Well, I never claimed to be the quickest study in the bunch.
But I’ll tell you one thing…I sure appreciate this opportunity, looking over that hot, toxic and weirdly primal run of online responses. From what I thought were human beings.
Because now I can rest easy, knowing that I hadn’t been missing all that much in the company of the “normal” folk I once craved to be accepted by…after all.
Because as far as I can tell….
…barely a single one of Them was probably worth a good god damn..anyway.

Christmas on a beach concept with boy wearing Santa Clause hat and dog with reindeer antlers headband

photos

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As For the Flip Side…

little girl reading book and studying in candle light in dark room

Of COURSE…there’s a flip side.
No doubt about it.


One can go on and on about authoritarian abuses, unacceptable practices & insulting overreaches. Welcome to the planet Earth , right?


Just as no whole exists without halves, there is a very important thing to acknowledge if we’re going to yammer on about whose fault it is- for the condition our condition is in.

No one is more responsible for most of our troubles than ourselves.


Me…I’m the clown, the punk.
You..you’re the bully, the brat.
These “outside forces” we complain about, the worst they are guilty of (aside from long lasting damage ) is losing their minds over seeing how wide open we left our door and rushing in to take advantage of the place.


No one is poking our guts with a stick, forcing us to snap ugly at someone for expressing their opinions.
There’s no Hans C Anderson type troll casting spells to induce our calling complete strangers hideous names.

Names so vile, an average mother from another time would have slapped the features clean off our faces; with onlookers standing by hiding smiles because lord knows it was deserved.


Whether we want to admit it or not, we have a long history of “acting the fool”.

Acting like children. Acting like animals.
And , once again, I will summon the fact of what “common sense
dictates”.


It means that if a group acts like a bunch of brats, someone from somewhere is going to round up some parents to stick us in corners until we decide to behave.
If we act like a wild crowd of monkeys who’ve lost all but the most warped sections of their ever-loving minds, you’d better believe (and expect) a big and brawny zookeeper is going to come charging through that gate.


Our individual actions – why we’ve often ended up at the mercy of murderous religious institutions.
Our ripe and rotted selfishness and greed-why we’ve had to place control of our valuables into the hands of others we expect are more responsible; when they’re no more selfless or less greedy than the rest of us.


I’ve done a little thinking during my life. I’m a little familiar with the process.

The thought is generated in my head. Then it strolls on down , depending on desired delivery, to the hands or the mouth or feet. All according an earlier u-turn that was taken -onto either reward or punishment lane.
With NOBODY in the “room” but me.
I suspect it’s the same for most.


While there is no doubt that we’re experiencing one of the most devastating assaults to our brains and abilities to reason, there’s only so many excuses we can make against the reality of our history and patterns of personal choices.


I recently discussed the ancients of Rome to my child. I focused on the similarities of their collective behaviors to ours.

I focused on the academic “rumors” of lead poisoning and/or pockets of toxic gas from the earth being blamed for the breakup and breakdown of their society. Where thousands of human beings could sit in public arenas , laughing and cheering over human beings about to get murdered in the most macabre ways.


As far as lack of empathy goes, that’s not that far from where we are now. From our extreme fighting matches to the dressing down of poor souls in public; forcing people to lose their jobs for long ago comments, cheering each other on, dogpiling in the attacks..we would have been at home , nice n comfy , in those times. I have no doubt about it. Sadly enough.


Just because I’m pointing these things out doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten the vile and unforgiveable things I’ve done to others in my life. These rambles aren’t lectures.
Just because I abhor The Church doesn’t mean that I don’t believe in our accountability to, bond with (call it as you wish) to a higher and divine authority.

I don’t believe it begins and ends with an assumed creator of this planet-I believe it extends far beyond that point. Much farther and further on..yet also much more intimately and immediately within each of us individually.
It’s time we restructured ourselves to believe “God” exists within EACH of us.
There’s no need to believe other fallible human beings hold the key to our being disciplined. That’s about the most ruinous and ignorant thing I believe we’ve ever done to ourselves.


All that we’ve ever needed has always been available to us within instructions that have been handed down to us via every religious documentation that exists. Or, better said, via the clues that they share in common.

That whole “where there’s smoke there’s fire” thing? I’m talking about the wispy tendrils.
From the Koran, the Testaments, the Dead Sea Scrolls, Buddhism and every other theology anyone can think of-our “instructions” have always been there. Always.
The misfortune is that they have become bastardized, ruined, twisted and poisoned….repackaged according to tribal cherry picking..and then handed on to our children over the course of thousands (if not tens of thousands) of years.

Like a sick game of “telephone” we’ve ended up with messages so deformed with human influence that the original divine messages have been all but lost and ignored.

We may be screaming and clinging onto some sort of dangerously swaying modern Tower of Babel, but goodness knows we don’t all have to end up broken on the ground by the time it shifts for a final time.
And I KNOW that you know this thing has been trembling something awful.
Dear lord, isn’t this thing shaking and quaking, hm?


I’ll close by laying down a couple of the basics which are NOT exclusive to any single theology.

Just think of them as ‘divine’ common sense teachings that could have saved (and one day will save) us an amazing world of hurt.


I took these from the Testaments only because of the ease of acquisition and delivery. Trust me, if I was fluent in the teachings of others (time allowing) there would be a more satisfying variety.
(There may be an explanation given on the link-you can find many different places to study these according to your choice. My intention is to remind and/or introduce, not endorse any one view)

Psalm 146:3
“Do not trust in princes, In mortal man, in whom there is no salvation.”
https://www.studylight.org/commentary/psalms/146-3.html

1 Corinthians 3:16
“Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?”
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1-Corinthians-3-16/
https://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/3-16.htm


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So Smart They’re Downright Stupid

The very worst thing about being manipulated and deceived is the insulting of whatever intelligence is being targeted. Especially when it’s by an individual or collective running on unimpressive intellectual fumes at the very best.
“Getting fooled by fools” I used to call it when I was younger. HATE it.

Stories help me keep it short.
Let’s take a cheating lover for instance. The signs are so obvious and so frequent that you can’t believe what you’re seeing. Women’s sweaters at his apartment, not-his-color-or-length strands of hair in the shower..you ask and he goes through that whole routine of spinning fictions. You may argue and leave or you may argue and decide to stay. What I’m about to hit upon is when you argue and decide to stay. That’s when the real idiocy can begin.
The next thing you know, you catch him kissing someone else in full view on a street corner somewhere right before meeting you for a lunchdate.
That kind of idiotic deception I’m writing about, has to do with the moment he’s staring blankly at the video of him kissing someone-not-you..on your phone..in your hand..and he’s saying the words “Oh no, Honey…that’s not me. I wouldn’t do that…pff, come on..”
THAT kind of dum dumness is quite infuriating. When he’s snidely convinced you’re that stupid you’ll surrender all notions of those “lying eyes” in your skull.


It’s not everyone, but a good number of folks can tell when things are remarkably “off” or changed.
We can hear them. We can hear when  epic sized bills are passed, our alleged reps admitting that they didn’t read any of them. Singing their same old and tired ‘the people this and America that” but nothing changes. Sometimes for decades.
We can see things. Things like the pornographic yuck pumped into and onto TV movies and “family (lol) shows” with teen characters cracking jokes about  blowjobs, handjobs and humping one another. BUT…in the world we travel through, our sons are getting their doors kicked in with guns drawn on them for suspicions of computer child porn and shamed onto sex offender lists for the rest of their damned lives for exchanging nude flashes with their equally aged girlfriend.


I could go on. Any of you reading this know very well how long I actually could go on with the very obvious and strangely unaddressed contradictions going on in our society these days.


Things aren’t making any sense because we’re not being given the straight truth about…anything it seems. Yet, we’re being punished, harassed and lectured into harassing our neighbors for infractions of speech and thought; as if we caught a contact high from our master’s “God complexes”


For those in charge to present us with “opt out or in” options on software that only works if someone presses the “opt in” (you know, that “yes” our fingers reluctantly press on our screens with the three pages of legal speak we are FORCED into accepting)..I’m sorry, to many of us..they just look like a bunch of bullying  idiots the more they pull garbage like this and expect us to somehow not be aware of it. Or not expect us to teach our children the truth; the ones who weren’t so cruelly destroyed during this megalomaniacal bullshit.


It’s way too easy to imagine them bent over and cackling over how very slick they are in deceiving Us the “idiots”.

The sad part being, if you shift your imagination’s eye a few inches over, there’s a bunch of us standing behind them, with our arms crossed. With intense disgust and fear on our faces.  Because, despite being all out fools..they are very dangerous fools with the powers to eliminate our jobs. The power to publicly shame us. The power to imprison us. Power to bring the pain in various ways. Feeling entitled to our respect and allegiance when the truth is any empty headed clown can wrest respect out of a population with a weapon in his paws along with the reputation of using it.
That’s just a crying shame when one considers how much smoother things could go without such goofy and juvenile trickstering.


They already know that they’ve got most of us brainwashed into various fantasy lands of misinformation. We were handcuffed to a Health Bill we didn’t want. Handcuffed to a Drug Bill and most certainly, without a doubt, kicked off the cliff screaming, with the Patriot Act AND Indefinite Detention tied around our necks. What did we do?
Nothing.

Common sense says that when you have your “enemy” beaten, as they do at this moment, you can better come clean with the time sucking games. Other than that, the law of odds suggest that you’re just a cowardly punk continuing the gaming for kicks.

Deep in the shadows bent over and cackling. Over nothing.


We’ll free ourselves one day. No worries about that.

But I guarantee it will be with far more intelligence and wisdom than any group of “slick willigans” trolling in power now.


 


We can see the population controls. Showing women as ‘he-men’ hero types in our fictional media. The weed legalization. Starting this ridiculous all out war against the male in every aspect of their , now, bullied lives. The liquor stores and Planned Parenthoods planted in our poor neighborhoods like damned farmers market stands on a holiday weekend.

Dear heavens, half of these “geniuses” couldn’t and can’t keep their traps shut for half a second over bragging over their proposed methods. Afflicted by the very same conditions as a portion of the “diseased’  they claim to “care for”, they are notoriously saturated with smug “genius” and way too much narcissism to help themselves.

No damned common sense on top of it all.

We can see the obvious ripping up of nearly every single tradition or “rule” we used to cherish or (once and ever-loving again) forced to uphold; not that long ago neither.
Nobody is that blind. If someone is, it doesn’t give anyone the  right to bring more confusion and disorder to a society they expect to do their bidding`. For all the talk of “perfect worlds and satisfied people” they somehow completely left the idea of “happiness” out of the equation.

An idea that should  be perfectly understood when one considers all this “lovey dovey” beep- beep that’s being hustled over “respecting the dignity of our developmentally disabled.”


Here..links to a eugenicist’s view or two on different suggestions on how to “handle the low IQs”-I’ll assume that’s Me and You.

They may offer some clues to some on a few unanswered questions..and introduce a few people to the perfect model of what it truly means to be pathologically afflicted by a  lack of empathy.
http://nwo.11syyskuu.net/Population.pdf
https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/paul-lagarde/population-bomb-bombed-author-still-says-government-should-control-human

It’s Not a Blue or Yellow Dress…

However, it may call for an address of what your eyes see.


Once upon a time, a major document was declassified.
It exposed strategies for and methods of governmental/international population control.
This is a link containing parts of this document and a more thorough explanation.

I ask that this be read AFTER seeing the first photo presented on this page, but it’s not necessary. I’m grateful for your attention.
https://www.hli.org/resources/exposing-the-global-population-control/

There is a grouping of words worth noting within this document on the strategies of controlling population growth and the deception strategies used
Here

ex2

 

 

There are also a grouping of words Here…..

ex3

 

 

from this World Health Organization link
http://www.who.int/bulletin/volumes/88/7/09-063412/en/

and also Here…

ex1
from this United Nations Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities link-which the United States signed onto in 2009- along with 160 international others.
http://www.un.org/disabilities/documents/convention/convention_accessible_pdf.pdf
the official link https://treaties.un.org/doc/Publication/CTC/Ch_IV_15.pdf

The questions?
Do YOU find these groupings of words similar enough as to consider them basically the same statement, aside from a few adjustments?


If you do not, then I offer my apologies for my habits as a mother.
After a lifetime of uncovering most of my children’s “clever” deceptions (as elaborate and detailed as they can be, bless my darlings’ hearts) ..what usually gives them away are some of the dumbest..simple..and unbelievably obvious little things.

How lucky I’ve been that none of those things ever ruined anything or hurt anyone.

I’m definitely lucky that no major bonds of trust were shattered as a result-considering how much we depend on, and take for granted, our loved ones to never intentionally bring pain to our lives.

You know?


And, if you do indeed see the same words  used in the deception of millions (billions?) of human beings in the allegedly illegal and unethical practice of population control…
… within the documentations of major international organizations currently focused, moving and creating laws and promises in the name of helping us with an unexplained, dire and often heartbreaking nightmare involving the care of and futures for our disabled children..siblings..and, as in my case, personal selves…
If you DO see this..
Well…..


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