“Holiday Office Memo”

Young woman in office with christmas tree

Holiday Office Memo
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Rules for Office Conduct During the Christmas Season
The following rules which originate from FROLIC (Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council) are to be implemented immediately.
Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house.

“Jingle Bells” is not to be played on the push button phones. It runs up the long distance bill.

Work assignments are not to be filed under “Bah Humbug.”

Running aluminum foil through the shredder to make tinsel is not allowed.

Eggnog is not to be dispensed from the vending machines.

All fruitcake must be eaten before July 1.
P.S. Have an enjoyable Christmas season.
This merry rib tickler courtesy of

photo By Sergey Nivens

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