The Awful Ultimatum

The Ultimatum..the most selfish of habits we choose to perpetuate. That sort of “if you do this then I won’t have to do that” kind of thing. That has to go. Evaporate. Be “untaught” and “unthinked”-if we can try to be funny about it for a second. Leveraging an ultimatum is literally one human being…

New Laws for a New Year

Lets hear it for the states and their brand new laws for a brand new year. Yippee. Let me know my state isn’t the only one where we’re further exposed to the filthy penetrating ogle of those who lord over us. While it infuriates the ever living hell out of me- I appreciate the opportunity…

No Time at All

(My variation = peanut butter, chocolate and white chocolate chips) ———————– In no time at all, after making this super easy fudge recipe… http://www.livingonadime.com/2-ingredient-easy-fudge-recipe/ You’re either gonna 1-shock all the coworkers who thought you got lost crossing your fingers, never mind make THIS. 2-flood your girlfriend with huge relief after being convinced that you were good for nothing after all.…

Leave the Old Lady Alone

I watched a broadcast concerning this cranky old lady. She went on an insulting and loud tangent regarding a customer in front of her. Read about her here First of all, to the individual who shot this video and submitted it.. shame on your tattling and snitching self. One day soon, may you get caught in a compromising position…

Two Questions

Warning: For the minors- There’s bad language on the page and a  sarcastic fury boiling within my tummy. While I don’t suggest reading my rant, I don’t see why you can’t take a peek at what your governing “masters” believe should be the type of things they have the right to decide for you…even after you…

We, The Criminals

 I was quite concerned over the passing of Utah legislation which involves punishing “criminals” who engage in the “health hazard” of consuming porn and self pleasuring. I remembered a section, in the text of 2011’s Appropriations and Fund Transfers in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, that struck me as ‘funny’ at that time. (If…